All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
******produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody...
But in the end
We go with tears knowing everybody....!
AND That's called :
'' STUDENT LIFE ''.
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Harbhajan starts rising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring.... 33
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TEACHER 2 STUDENT...... SOCH OR WAHAM MAI KYA FRAQ HAI. STUDENT APKI BETI SMART HAI YE HMARI SOCH HAI OR WO HM SE BACH JAE GE YE APKA WAHAM
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Maths teacher asked Ali:If u hve 12chocolates n u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha n 4 to Farah wat vl u get?
Ali replied:3 NEW girls FRENDZ
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Larka: Ro kyun rahi ho?
Larki: Mere marks bohat kam aye hain?
Larka: Kitne hain?
Larki: Sirf 88%
Larka: O Bibi khuda ka khof kar itne mein to 2 Larke pass ho jate hain.
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Parent: How Did You Write Your Exam?
Son: They have Given the Questions Which I don’t Know.
So I Wrote Answers Which They don’t Know! ******
4 studnts ne papr ki tyari nai ki
.
unho ne 1 mansuba bnaya
.
or wo agly din principal k pas gae
.
or kaha
.
“sir hm shadi me gae thy,
rste me gari ka tyre phat gya,
hum sari raat dhaka lgaty rhy
es lye parh nhi sake
.
principal ne maan lia
or unhe 4 din ka time dia
.
4 din k bd unhn mukhtalif rooms me bithaya
.
or sirf 1 swal dia
.
Q-KONSA TYRE PHATA THA?
1-front rite
2-front lft
3-back rite
4-back lft
.
same jawab do sb pass
.
Moral
ustadan nal ustadi nai chaldi.
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
******
My nights r sleepless, my days r useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD: No dear, Its Exam Time
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
******
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
Utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
Kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
Utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!
&
D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!!
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!!
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After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???
Guess……!!!
“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)
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Newton’s Law of Studentology! .
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz
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College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.
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Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
The Shortest RelationshipEver Is BetweenStudents & Books . . .They Commit 0ne DayBefore Exam&After Exam Break Up ! !
when we have no idea what to writein the exam paper n the supervisor
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!
Student kia jane Result kia hoga?
Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.Papa All is Well!!
******
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!
Student kia jane Result kia hoga?
Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.Papa All is Well!!
******
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near‚
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near‚
******
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside DExamination Hall N Shouts. . ."OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." ******
AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ******
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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,School days&collage days,Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days" ******
The funniest situation in student life
comesandsays, "please cover your answer sheet"
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study
******
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW
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